May 17 2009
Story of My Life
Grandy just went on a business trip. While there, she encountered some issues with some “automatic” things.
It is the little things that will make Grandy even more crazy than she already is:
- Automatic Soap Dispenser- Grandy held her hand, waived her hand, and did everything short of giving the dang thing a hand job, when no soap would come out. Fast forward 3 minutes, while Grandy is putting on lipstick. Then the soap starts spewing. No hands under it of course.
- Automatic Toilet Flusher - How sad is it when you lean over to tie your shoes while sitting on the can, and you get treated to the lovely biday treatment.
- Automatic Transmission in Rental Car - Ugh! This stupid thing would switch back and forth into manual and automatic. Who decided they needed both?
Grandy has decided she would much rather dispense her own soap, get her own paper towel, and flush her own dang toilet. However…if she gets an automatic car, she wants an AUTOMATIC. For crying out loud…why must we deal with such in-conveniences where there are so many easier things available?










