Jan 11 2009
A Note to YOU Link-Swapper Thingy People
Dear Nice People Who Offer to Clean Up Grandy’s Websites;
I would like to apologize to all of you who send me offers to improve my banner / website / icon / etc., all in exchange for a link to your webpage. As much as I am truly offended at the fact that you apparently think my websites suck big donkey privates appreciative of your concern about the well-being of the performance of my sites, I must respectfully decline your requests.
You see, for those of you who have followed any part of my blog at Functional Shmunctional, you will know that I NEVER quite often don’t understand what people are saying when they use technical terms. Actually, that is what really instigated this site. I am truly the “Girly Anti-Geek” in every sense of the title. I really do figure things out the hard way.
That being said, when you send me a solicitation to clean things up, make my page more productive, minimize my bounce rate, and other stuff like that, I am being honest when I say this…
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!! 
So, as a result of my complete ignorance, I am not comfortable allowing anyone to come in and play with my stuff. I am quite certain you have nothing but the best intentions for my site because you have taken the time to reach out to me, however, when I need services I go to my community of bloggers that I work with and let them help me.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Grandy
Mom’s Cafe~ Thanks! I actually think I might just send a link to this blog post whenever I get one.
Gengen~ Thanks so much for stopping by. Oh yeah…you’ve just reminded me of a blog post. :))
Dinah~ Thanks so much.
Jen~ Your blog is better than you give yourself credit for…and I’m quite certain the same can be said about your life. I think I now have your email somewhere in here. I’m going to help you with the (blog) life as best I can…kay?
You’re not alone girly!!!
Oh and this captcha stuff bites…that will be a blog post in itself soon.
Here here Grandy!!! Well said..heheh!!
Thanks LJ!